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| About Myself Hello, everyone. My name is Nigel Townsend, a British criminologist working at Boston Medical Examiner's Office. I work at the morgue with my friends, Jordan, Kate, Woody, Bug, Lilly, Macy and Lu. Lu...ah...what a wonderful and bossy girl. Terrible time for everyone indeed. We solve crimes that are fresh or old, and we usually have two cases in a week. It's very tiring and annoying sometimes. Especially if you work with a complete opposite. My relationship with my father is extremely rocky, but we do have some common interests. He is currently living in England and does not want anything to do with me, not even contact me. It's very disappointing actually. What I want in a woman is highly classified and should not be babbled to random people that do not know me. But I have to say this; intelligence is sexy. I specialize in computers, which is a good thing in crimes. It can be used for finding DNA, fingerprints, missing individuals and other sorts. DNA is an essential in solving the case. Missing people are usually called Jane Doe[for females] or John Doe[for males]. Now, about my co-workers. They are fantastic, lovely, and incredibly down to earth. They're very supportive and amazing. Words cannot describe how much they mean to me. Jordan Cavanaugh, she's very lovely. I don't know much about her past but I have heard that her mother was brutally murdered. Whenever this subject comes up, she wants to be alone for a while. Ah, I feel sorry for her. Although she may be stubborn, she's a very great person. Strong and independent. Heh, I think Woody likes her. It has been heard that she has a half brother. That could explain her disappearance...but it was for a brief moment. No need to be all worked up. Jordan's a very strong girl. Garret Macy, he's the boss around here. Do not, and I'm serious, do NOT piss that guy off. He has ways of torturing you. He is the Chief Medical Examiner. He's a fair boss, just...very demanding sometimes and it scares me. But don't tell him that I said it. Heh, I'd lose my job. I sometimes see him drinking, terrible addiction but he's starting to get over alcohol. He's very protective with his daughter, or so I've heard from Jordan. Woody, well, his real name is Woodrow, but Woody for short, Hoyt. He's the awesome detective that helps Jordan with the cases! And he has a big and obvious crush on her~ Heh, heh. Woody's awfully afraid of heights. He told me a few years back when I asked him why he wouldn't ride a roller coaster. Woody's a great guy, honestly! He's fun to be with but his job is important to him. Kind of downs the fun, really. Lilly Lebowski is the grief counselor. That means that she tries to be rational and compassionate towards a deceased loved one's family and friends. This is a very stressful and heavy job! I've tried once, never going to do that again! Ha!! Anyway, she's the type of girl that you can trust with anything!! And don't tell anyone, but Bug has a slight[more like major!] crush on her~ It's adorable. Lilly's allergic to chocolate, so be careful when deciding a gift for her. Then it's my favorite guy, Bug!! He's the entomologist. The guy with a very long last name. Unpronounceable...I think. His full name is Mahesh Vijayaraghavensatyanaryanamurthy but most people call him Bug or Doctor Vijay. He's awfully pessimistic, with my being optimistic, we shouldn't connect but we do! It's amazing, I know. Ha, he's a nice guy though. We both love random facts and dry humor! Bug told me that he wanted to be a children's doctor but kids hate him. I feel so sorry for the guy. Bug's also allergic to chocolate. Coincidence, much? Tallulah Simmons, more commonly known as Lu, was a detective with Woody. She's like Jordan...they both used to bicker but when she got shot, Jordan felt so sad. I can't believe she's dead...may she rest in peace. But anyway, she wouldn't sit there and take the crap. She's a very good listener. She was so strong...so lovable...I bet Woody and Jordan misses her dearly. Kate Switzer is the new medical examiner. I disliked her at first but she grew on everyone. One time, when we thought the world was going to end, we got lost and had her car jacked. Everything was destroyed, flames around each block. She has a dog...a Dandy Dinmont Terrier named Binky. She said she feeds the little demon dog human kidneys to keep his coat shiny. Dear God...I felt so scared of her for about a week when she told me that. Also, more about me. I enjoy skiing, photography and motorcycles. Vroom!! Fast! I also like fashion designs and women~ Puurrr~ Anyway, I am really close with Jordan, she's a great friend and she appreciates me as well. I've been told that I'm well liked by everyone in the staff, well, I've heard that. I'm not sure if that's true or not but I'm loving it! My mother died from cancer just a few years after Elvis Presley died. She was a big fan of him... Well, that's about everything you need to know about everyone. Have a nice day, loves. -- Nigel and Bug quotes Nigel: Okay, boys, on three. Bug: Uno, dous...(guys pull, body falls on ground not gurney) Nigel: Maybe we should go over the minimal impact again. -S1E6, Believers Nigel: We could say we fell in love over bacteria slides and spatter pans. Bug: I like girls. Nigel: As do I, but our love can transcend sexuality. What do ya say, Buggles, help out a friend in need? Be my wife? Bug: You know I can’t think of a way to be sensitive about this. No. (Nigel tries to say something) Bug: No (Nigel tries again to say something) Bug (shouting): No! Nigel: All right then...see ya at lunch. -S1E8, Digger Part 1 Bug: Can you really afford to lose another brain cell? Nigel: Don't you worry, my friend. Not only is my intelligence not imperialized by alcohol, but I actually get smarter with every sip. (Bug rolls his eyes) Nigel: It's true, it's true. By the time I'm piss drunk my IQ reaches genius level. -S1E14, Four Fathers (Nigel walks in wearing a top hat) Nigel: Well, what do ya think? Bug: You're a vision of idiocy. -S1E16, Lost and Found Nigel: Genius, no? Bug: Actually I'd place you closer to the imbecilic twit category! Nigel: Well, you seem vexed! Bug: (to Nigel) Just shut up for once, will you? I must've been insane taking romantic advice from somebody as sexually ambiguous and as bizarre as you. Nigel: You might want to check the mirror there, you little wanker! You know I've met serial killers with better social skills than you! Bug: Oh, yeah! Nigel: Stinging retort! If Lily's not sweet on you, maybe it’s because beneath that wisping veneer of intellectual superiority, you are a quivering, misanthropic, self loathing coward! -S2E2, Bombs Away Bug; Are you wearing perfume? Nigel (laughing): No, I was with a lady friend when I got the call. Bug: It's nice. -S2E6, One Twelve (Nigel trying to open up to Bug) Nigel: If you ever just feel like talking, I'm there for you. Bug: Why you talking like this, what's wrong with you? Nigel: Nothing's wrong with me. Bug: I'm there for you? Nigel: Yeah. Bug: I mean, what Englishman in the history of the world has ever said those words? -S2E15, John Doe Nigel: Blogs my friend, blogs are the future. Bug: Blogs? Nigel: Oh I'm sorry, haven't you joined the twenty-first century? -S4E13, You Really Got Me Bug: Am I dying and you're not telling me? Nigel: No, of course not. Why? Bug: You're being too nice. -S4E16, Skin and Bone Receptionist (Christy): Donner 5763. I didn't see you on today's schedule. Nigel: Hey, Christy. Christy: If you need a visual aid someone left this in the back (holds up magazine). Nigel: No, no. No deposits today, love. I brought my friend. Good friend. Bug: Carter, Kevin Carter. I have a specimen that I'd like to retrieve. Christy: So that explains it. Nigel: What? Christy: Why you never hit on me. Bug: No it's not... Nigel: Yes, yes. This is my honey. (hugs Bug) Bug: Our...um...surrogate mother is about to ovulate so if we could... Christy: I'll need your I.D. -S5E5, Enlightenment Bug: Nigel, I cannot let you do this. Nigel: Already done. Bug: Then I'm telling Dr. Macy. Nigel: This isn't high school, Bug. -S5E8, A Man in Blue Nigel: This way all my followers at nigelblog.com can get a glimpse into my daily life. Bug: Now there's a scary thought. -S5E15, Blame Game (Bug and Nigel are sorting through the body parts of the woman hit on the highway) Nigel: All the Kings' horses. Bug: All the Kings' men. Woody: Nice, guys, real nice. The woman's in a million pieces and you guys are quoting fairy tales. Nigel: Actually it's a nursery rhyme. -S6E2, Shattered Bug: Are you insane? Nigel: Why? Because I think Britney Spears is going to be a huge star? Bug: No, because you tell people you like her. Nigel: Well she's got that certain 'je ne se qua'. Bug: Yeah, it's called a mini skirt! Nigel: I can't look at him anymore. Even dead he looks smug. Bug: Let's put him in the drawer. -S6E6, Night of the Living Dead Bug: Immovable object meets unstoppable force. Nigel: Pardon? Bug: You and Kate. This only ends badly. Nigel: Why, 'cause I'm right and she's wrong? Bug: No, because you're Nigel and she's Kate. -S6E16, D.O.A Bug (pointing at Madelyn): She's smiling...look, look, look, look, look, look. Nigel: Are you sure that's not gas? -S6E17, Crash -- Nigel and Kate quotes (Kate and Nigel get held up at gunpoint) Kate (shouting): I can't believe this; you let him steal my car. Nigel (shouting): I just saved your life. Nigel: It's too dangerous out there. It's 10 blocks, we'll never make it. We're staying here. Kate (shouting): No, we're going back. You got my car stolen. Nigel: Yes, Yes I did. In fact, you know what...planned the whole thing. Hey, you know the guy with the gun; he's a dear personal friend. Kate: You are buying me a new car!! Kate: Niceness is overrated. I never saw the point. It's all based on lies anyway. "How are you?" "Have a nice weekend." The truth is, I don't give a crap how you are or what kind of weekend you have. Nigel: Aren't you a bucket of sunshine. (Nigel and Kate in the morgue elevator) Nigel: Guess you were right about the process sugar that was some rant. That stuff about feeding kidneys to your dog Binky. That was brilliant. Like you'd have a dog. Kate: Dandie Dinmont Terrier. Three time champ. Registered AKC. Nigel: It's a show dog? Kate: Noted for his luxuriant coat. Nigel: Cause of the folic acid... Kate: ...abundant in the human kidney. Nigel: You scare me. Kate: You’re buyin' me a car. -S6E3, 33 Bullets Kate: You have your own blog? Nigel: I try to update it everyday. Details about my latest case, books I'm reading, girls I'm dating... Kate: Who's interested in that? Nigel: My bloggers find me quite fascinating. Kate: Look, aside from sending them an email and asking them where they are. How do you expect to find them? Nigel: That's it. Kate: What? Nigel: (kisses Kate) You're brilliant. -S6E7, Hubris Kate: You x-rayed the present? Nigel: It's impossible to tell what it is. Kate: Open it. Nigel: It's a gift from Santa. It's for someone else. Kate: You seriously need help. -S6E11, Faith Nigel: I love weddings. Kate: Of course you do. Nigel: It's a celebration of life and love. Two people surrounded by friends and family beginning life's journey together. Kate: A journey likely to end in divorce. Nigel: Statistically, no longer true. The rate's been dropping. Kate: Uh huh! Well a wedding wreaks emotional havoc on everyone involved. Not to mention you're gouged for flowers and food that would cost significantly less under any other circumstances. Nigel: You're just a ray of sunshine! Kate: I was engaged. My father told me not to marry him...that he wasn't faithful...wouldn't be faithful. He kept harping on it. The night before my wedding I finally confronted my fiancé, I just wanted reassurance to throw in my father's face. I learned that you don't ask questions that you don't want answered. Nigel: I'm sorry. Kate: If I hear that that story got out to anyone else, you're going to be missing a kidney. -S6E14, In Sickness and In Health Nigel (to Kate): Shouldn't you be out popping some small child's balloon. Nigel (to Kate): Are you incapable of empathy? Could you at least try to be human? Kate: I called a friend at Tufts. Nigel: Are you sure? Kate: Sure of what? Nigel: You have a friend. Kate: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go practice being human. -S6E15, Dead Again Kate (to Nigel sarcastically): It's always sad when people who work together end up killing each other. -S6E16, D.O.A |
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- Current Residence: Boston
- Interests: Crime, dry humor, computers, useful information, motorcycles, skiiing, photography, women
- Favourite movie: Spider Man 3
- Favourite style of art: Magic
- Operating System: The best in the world!!
- Favourite cartoon character: Betty Boop
- Personal Quote: "I just played into your monstrous ego."
- Tools of the Trade: Trade? Ah, okay, Bug's insect collection and case files. Oh wait...those aren't mine
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[OOC: REMEMBER SHE USED TO WORK AT THE MORGUE RIGHT? c: ]
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J'aime la douleur, d'autres pas, certains le font. Je suis l'un de ceux qui ne ...
Gabrielle?! Oh, my God! -goes up to give you a big hug-
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Bug: I like girls.
Nigel: As do I, but our love can transcend sexuality. What do ya say, Buggles, help out a friend in need? Be my wife?
Bug: You know I can’t think of a way to be sensitive about this. No.
-S1E8, Digger Part 1
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J'aime la douleur, d'autres pas, certains le font. Je suis l'un de ceux qui ne ...
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Bug: I like girls.
Nigel: As do I, but our love can transcend sexuality. What do ya say, Buggles, help out a friend in need? Be my wife?
Bug: You know I can’t think of a way to be sensitive about this. No.
-S1E8, Digger Part 1
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J'aime la douleur, d'autres pas, certains le font. Je suis l'un de ceux qui ne ...
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"If I hear that that story got out to anyone else, you’re going to be missing a kidney."
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Bug: I like girls.
Nigel: As do I, but our love can transcend sexuality. What do ya say, Buggles, help out a friend in need? Be my wife?
Bug: You know I can’t think of a way to be sensitive about this. No.
-S1E8, Digger Part 1
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"If I hear that that story got out to anyone else, you’re going to be missing a kidney."
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